- (At the beach) The surf isn't the only thing that's up.Who was your divorce lawyer?
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise.
- Hi! I decided to quit meeting women at our family reunions.
- Are you into handcuffs and leather?
- Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
- Does this smell like chloroform to you?
- Your place or mine?
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- What flavor is your underwear?
- Approach a table of women, whip out your goods and say, "See anybody here you recognize?"
- I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
- I'd better get a library card, because I'm checking you out.
- If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
- I have six toes on one foot.
- Wow, somebody smells fantastic! Did you just fart?
- Where have you been all my life?
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
- (Blow a kiss and miss on purpose) Oops, I guess I missed, wanna try again, but a little closer?
- Will you light my fire? (No.) Will you light my farts?
- If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
- You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
- Great legs, what time do they open?
- I hate bars, don't you?
- Baby, you're lookin' gooooood!
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- Are there any more at home like you?
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
- If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Do you have a job?
- Are your knees dirty? I don't want to get my floor dirty.
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Janice?
- You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
- Are those real?
- Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!
- You sure have a great-looking tooth.
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- Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
- I've seen Deep Throat ten times. It was kind of a complicated movie, but I was finally able to get it all down.
- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- My husband just died.
- Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.
- There are two kinds of people in the world: my kind and millions of jerks.
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
- Do you think a relationship between you and I would be all sex, or do you think that there would be some depth to it?
- What time do you have to be back in heaven?
- My favorite sport is channel surfing. Want to hop on my board?
- Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.
- There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
- Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
- Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Listen! Just a heads-up. Herpes is a deal breaker for me.
- Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- That's a nice dress. It'd look better on the floor next to my bed.
- Are you free tonight or am I gonna have to pay?
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
- There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick.
- Do you remember me from the other night? Probably not, because we really hit it off.
- You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
- Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
- What's your sign?
- I've had quite a bit to drink and you're beginning to look pretty good.
- (Put out hand) Give me five. (after they give you five, leave your hand up)
- Is that a tic-tac in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
- My wife just died.
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
- Hey baby, ya wanna get lucky?
- I swing both ways; I like boys – and men.
- I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
- Have you tried the South Beach diet?
- As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
- (Approach a group of women) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
- You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
- Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
- Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
- If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
- Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
- You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
- I used to have acne like that. Want to know how I cured it?
- I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
- That's last call. Wanna hook up?
- Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
- Are my undies showing? (No) Would you like them to?
- What stinks?
- I'll bet I've been married more times than you have!
- Is that a book you're reading?
- What college do you go to? I go to UBW, the University of Big Weenies; I'm the president.
- The more I drink, the better you look.
- I want to bag you like some groceries.
