Chemistry Pick-Up Lines

Mind helping me with my experiment?
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
I have mass. You have mass. We're naturally attracted!
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
of the universe. You see, you are hot and the heat you are releasing is making our universe more disordered.
Hey there girl, it appears to me that you are one of the major sources that increases the entropy .
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You're so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
If only you and i could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be mighty high .
You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.
I have recently discovered a very rare element called Beautium. I looks like you are made of it.
Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Why the electronegativity?
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I'm going to make you sweat
My favourite attractive force is van del Waals' force. Can you feel it? I'll sit closer if you can't.
I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
My name? Bond. Covalent Bond!

Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
Honey, were like a galvanic cell, theres obviously electricity flowing between us.
Our chemical reactions give way to interesting products.
Do you wanna join functional groups with me, and let me release a water molecule?
You know, I've got one hell of a mass-charge ratio.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
I'd really like to titrate with you.
My favorite mechanism is backside attack. And you?
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
You're like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
Baby are you an electron because you charge me up!
What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old neuroscience)
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
Right now we're just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
Let me show you my schlenk line

Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
I'm a conjugate acid, you're a conjugate base .Let's hook up and create conjugate pairs.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
My love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice .
You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
I feel a bond between us!
If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together!
Your lab or mine?
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
Let's get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
Are you uranium? cos you're the bomb.
Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?