- If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
- Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
- Hi, I have big feet.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
- There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?Using Humor
- My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
- Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?
- There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
- Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
- Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
- The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
- That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
- Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
- Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
- We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
- Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
- You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
- (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
- Wanna come back to my farm and see my big cock?
- Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
- Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
- What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
- You know what would look good on you? Me!
- I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
- Bond....James Bond
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- My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
- I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
- Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
- I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
- It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
- You wanna make babies? [No] Wanna practice?
- I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
- I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
- I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
- I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
- Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
- So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
- Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
- Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
- Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
- Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
- Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
- I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
- People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
- Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
- If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
- Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
- I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
- I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
- Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth
- Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
- A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."
- I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
- Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
- If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
- How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
- They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
- You make me wish I weren't gay!
- Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
- Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
- Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
- Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
- You turn my software into hardware!
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
- Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
- Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
- I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
- I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
- Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof!
- I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
- You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
- I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
- You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
- Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
- Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
- I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
- Your body is like an hourglass, and I just wanna play in the sand.
- Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
- Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
- Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
- A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
- If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
- (pointing at a spot on a girls face) You got a little beautiful on your face.
- I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
- If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
- Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
- Hey, I'm new in town.
- Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
- Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
- Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
- You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
- Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
- I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
- I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
- You look familiar.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
- What has 2 legs in the morning and 4 legs at night (what?) You will tonight.
- Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
- I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
- What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
- Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong you don't like pizza?
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- If you were a booger I would pick you first.
- If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
- Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
- Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
- Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
- Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
- Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.
- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed?
- Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
- Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
- Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
- Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven!
- You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
- Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!
- Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
- I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table!
- I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
- Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
- You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!
- You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
- If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
- Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
- I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
- (To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
- My ride left without me , can you give me one?
- I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
- Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
- Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
- I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
- I'm gay, think you can convert me?
- Nice shoes, wanna F%#K?
- Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
- See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
- Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wink.
- You: Your father must have been a thief. Them: Huh? You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
- I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
- I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
- Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
- If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
- I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours.
- If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
- I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
- Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
- If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?
- You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
- Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
- I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
- I'm like a video game, You can play with me all day long!
- Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
- (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?