Cheesy Pick-Up Lines



  • If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.
  • Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...
  • Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
  • Hi, I have big feet.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  • If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
  • There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
    Using Humor

  • My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed.
  • Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?
  • There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
  • Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
  • Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
  • The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
  • That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.
  • Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest
  • Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
  • Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
  • If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
  • We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
  • Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
  • Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
  • You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
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  • (steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
  • Wanna come back to my farm and see my big cock?
  • Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?
  • Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
  • What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
  • You know what would look good on you? Me!
  • I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
  • Bond....James Bond
See these guys try to Pick Up Girls

  • Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
  • My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
  • I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
  • Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
  • I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
  • It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
  • You wanna make babies? [No] Wanna practice?
  • I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
  • I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
  • I've noticed you noticing me and I'm just giving you notice that I've noticed you!
  • I may not be DQ, but I could treat you right.
  • What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  • Wanna ring in the new year with a bang?
  • So, do you have a new years resolution, I'm looking at mine right now.
  • Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
  • Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
  • Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
  • Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!
  • Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
  • I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?
  • People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
  • Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!
  • If women were trophies, you'd be first place!
  • Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
  • I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  • I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
  • Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth
  • Are you a Hurricane [name]? Cause you're blowing me away.
  • Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  • A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."
  • I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
  • Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."
  • If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
  • How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
  • You make me wish I weren't gay!
  • Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
  • Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you!
  • Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!
  • Damn girl, your legs go all the way up and make and ass of themselves!
  • You turn my software into hardware!
  • Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • I've heard it's bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight. (New Year's Eve)
  • Do you have a keg in your pants? (No! Why?) Cause I'd like to tap that!
  • Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
  • I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
  • I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
  • I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
  • Hey babe, my bedroom is soundproof!
  • I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
  • You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
  • I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
  • You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
  • Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
  • Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
  • Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?
  • Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
  • I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.
  • Your body is like an hourglass, and I just wanna play in the sand.
  • Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
  • Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
  • If I followed you home, would you keep me?
  • Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
  • Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
  • A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
  • If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.
  • (pointing at a spot on a girls face) You got a little beautiful on your face.
  • I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, cuz baby your making me HOT!
  • If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
  • Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
  • Hey, I'm new in town.
  • Girl you're like a car accident, cause I just can't look away.
  • Our break-up is worse than traffic in NY. I cant move-on!
  • Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
  • You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
  • Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
  • I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?
  • I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!
  • If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
  • Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
  • You look familiar.
  • Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too!
  • What has 2 legs in the morning and 4 legs at night (what?) You will tonight.
  • Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're mm mm good!
  • I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
  • What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
  • Would you like to go out for some pizza and sex? (NO) Whats wrong you don't like pizza?
  • Hi, I'm Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • If you were a booger I would pick you first.
  • If i was cosin squared and you were sin squared we would be one.
  • Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
  • Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
  • Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're da bomb.
  • Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
  • Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long.
  • If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  • Hi, my name's Fred, would you like to test my bed?
  • Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
  • Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
  • Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
  • Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven!
  • You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
  • Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!
  • Say "I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you." and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  • I wish that you were my homework so I could do you on the table!
  • I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.
  • Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
  • You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!
  • You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
  • If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
  • Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  • I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
  • (To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
  • My ride left without me , can you give me one?
  • I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  • Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
  • Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
  • I want to tell you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on it.] Your future is clear.
  • I'm gay, think you can convert me?
  • Nice shoes, wanna F%#K?
  • Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CK
  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  • Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" [No] Then wink.
  • You: Your father must have been a thief. Them: Huh? You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
  • Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
  • I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!
  • I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, would you like to?
  • I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
  • Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
  • If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
  • I lost my trumpet. Can I blow yours.
  • If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
  • I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close I see heaven in your eyes.
  • Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
  • If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
  • Can I fish in your pond since all the others seem to be dry or closed?
  • You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
  • Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
  • I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
  • I'm like a video game, You can play with me all day long!
  • Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?
  • (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date's with you and me.
  • Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • Can you lick your nipples? [No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?