Corny Pick-Up Lines

Bond. James Bond.
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Did you ever think we'd meet like this?
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Let's have a drink; we'll make beautiful music together.
Did it hurt? When u fell out of Heaven?
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Will you be my neighbor?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Are there any more like you at home?
Don't let me be the one that got away!
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
I'd like to give you CPR!
People call me Isaac Hayes; can I give you the shaft?
Tonight's the night, right?
I'm a raindrop, and I'm fallin' for you!
Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes
Got two nipples for a dime?
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
"hey come here" *with the motion of a finger telling the chick to come to you* Girl comes over. "If I made you come with a finger, imagine what I would do with my hand?"
Baby, baby, I'm fallin' in love, fallin' in love again.
That shirt is very becoming on you. Although if I were on you I'd be coming too.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
(Gray-haired person says): There's snow on my roof, but fire in my furnace.
You're once, twice, three times a lady.

See these guys try to Pick Up Girls

Your name must be Lucky Charms because you're magically delicious!
Now fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name chuck?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Do you come here often?
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

My wife doesn't understand me.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
I'm a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Is there a ninja in your pants? cause YOUR ASS IS KICKIN!
Do you like karaoke? We could make some beautiful music together.
(Singing) Did you ever see a dream walkin'?
Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I'd love to feel your hot-cross buns.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
I'm your uncle Jon. Your daddy told me to give you a ride home.
A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Hey, baby! What's happening!
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Your name is Susan? Can I call you Susie? (Yes) Great, what's your number? (No) Then you call me!
Hubba! Hubba! Hubba!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
You: Do you have any Hungarian in you? Girl: No. You: Would you like some?